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11 Great ‘This Is Spinal Tap’ Quotes That Aren’t ‘These go to 11!’

1. 'You don’t do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.'

2. 'I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down.  I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.'

3. 'Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’'

4. 'It’s such a fine line between stupid, and uh…clever.'

5. 'This miniature bread…'

6. 'The review you had on ‘Shark Sandwich,’ which was merely a two-word review, just said ‘Sh-t sandwich.’'

7. 'Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.'

8. 'We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.'

9. 'None more black.'

10. 'Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?' 'Sex-IST!'

11. 'He died. He died in a bizarre gardening accident.'