Grocery Store Was Evacuated Due To Fears Of Men Getting Permanent Boners

Now this is something you don't hear about every day. A grocery store was forced to evacuate and close down for fears of something that could cause men to get permanent erections

According to a report, in Austria, a grocery store was evacuated after the discovery of a venomous Brazilian Wandering Spider in the store. Hiding in a bunch of bananas, this spider is one of the most venomous on the planet.

Its bite can cause “hypothermia, blurred vision, convulsions and, in some cases, erections.” Exterminators were called, banana crates were sealed, and no unending boners have been detected.

The store will be closed until next week.