A Guy Exposed His Sausage To Guests In A Hotel’s Breakfast Area
A 35-year-old man got a little too excited at the continental breakfast at a La Quinta the other day and could be facing some jail time because of it.
According to a report, Kenny Lamont Johnson from Missouri got arrested after whipping out his “sausage” in the breakfast area at a La Quinta Inn near St. Louis. Johnson approached a woman in the breakfast zone of the La Quinta Inn and Suites.
He then unzipped his shorts and pulled out his genitals and showed of his little breakfast link. The woman was NOT interested and reported the incident to the front desk.
The whole interaction was captured on video and after police were called, Johnson was arrested.
If he gets convicted he could spend a year in jail.
A Drunk Dad Reported His Kid Missing, But He Just Forgot Him At Home
You don’t have to be a genius to be a criminal. This is a post dedicated to the dumbest of the dumb criminals.
We assume some criminals are so into their plans of law-breaking that they don’t realize they are making some obvious mistakes that will lead to their capture. It could be something as dumb as leaving their ID in a home they just burglarized or committing a crime right in front of a police officer.
Whatever dumb detail they missed, we are here to laugh about it. Check out the Idiot Criminal of the Day below.