Vacationing Man Awakens to Sex Act Being Performed By an Unusual Source (NSFW)

A guy on vacation in Cambodia learned the hard way why you should keep the windows closed when you're asleep...or passed out. He woke up to find a monkey performing a sex act! Just another story about a Monkey sex act in Cambodia.

According to a report from the Daily Star, some buddies from the UK went on vacation to Cambodia.  It sounds like after a crazy night out one of them came back to the hotel room and passed out.  Unfortunately, the passed-out person left the windows open and a sneaky little monkey paid him a visit.

The monkey actually sexually violated the man! When the guy's friends finally made it back to the hotel room they walked in on the monkey performing a sex act on the passed-out man.

You can hear an audio message and a short video with pictures detailing the incident at this link.

They believe it was a Macaque monkey, them along with chimpanzees and a few other species will engage in sex acts for pleasure like we do. Wondering what the other animals are? Weird. I should ask why. However, I'll just provide the list. Nouns who are known to engage in sexual activities for pleasure, not just reproducing, include: dolphins, bonobos, lions, gorillas, macaques, chimpanzees, male sea otters, and, of course, humans.

That's right! Having a high intelligence isn't the only similarity between humans and dolphins. According to A-Z Animals, dolphins have large clitorises, providing them with a pleasurable sensation while mating. Scientists have noted that the clitoris of dolphins has multiple features, which suggests that its function is to provide pleasure.

Additionally, these water dwelling mammals engage in sex whenever they want to. According to A-Z Animals, they don't have a specific time of year for mating. In the immortal words of Flight Of The Conchords, it's business time. It's also believed that dolphins participate and engage in a type of foreplay. A-Z Animals points out that dolphins have been seen touching each other's private parts with their flippers and snouts. What was it that the Bloodhound Gang said about us all being mammals? Seems like they were onto something.

As it turns out, monkeys in Cambodia aren't the only ones commiting sex acts. It's happening all across the Animal Kingdom! I will admit, Monkey Sex Act in Cambodia sounds a lot like a sexual position or term, on its own.

At the time, it may sound like a fun idea. You might even be able to talk yourself into believing it will be a good time and positive things will come out of it. However, I must proceed to warn you to act with caution. These are 5 things you should never do drunk. If you do, you're very likely going to regret it.

You may have heard of liquid courage. It's the term we've given to that phenomena where you have feelings of self-confidence and self-assuredness after consuming alcohol. For example, when you're at the bar and you've had a couple of drinks and you aren't scared to talk to that girl you've never met who's sitting next to you. Usually, you wouldn't speak to her. You'd be too shy or feel awkward. However, with liquid courage, you're ready to approach.

In reality, the alcohol didn't actually make you brave. In fact, alcohol causes our brain to release the chemical dopamine, which is a hormone that deals with motivation and rewards. According to The Guest House, the confidence isn't real, the alcohol has changed our perception. That feeling of confidence and re-assuredness is actually a false sense of those things. That's where alcohol and its dependency can become a real problem for people. We believe that confidence is real and begin to depend on alcohol to help us in those situations, creating what could be a very slippery slope.

Unfortunately, that false sense of confidence isn't the only problem with alcohol. Truth is, people do some dumb things when they're drinking. Sure, there are fun things, as well. However, that's not what we're talking about right now. To avoid creating any problems or drama, these are five things you should never do drunk.

Some things on the list are obvious, but still need to be pointed out. Others, you might need a reminder for. Hopefully, you aren't doing any of these five things that you should never do drunk. You could get arrested, in trouble, dumped, or worse. Stick to having fun and enjoying yourself when you choose to have some drinks. In order to do that, you're going to want to avoid making these mistakes!

First and foremost, this needs to be said. Don't drink and drive. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. There's nothing cool about it. Call a Ride Share or find a Designated Driver. Always try to plan ahead and know drinking and driving is not worth it.

They don't call it "liquid courage" for nothing. Don't reach out to your ex after (or while) you've been drinking. Don't text. Don't call. Don't DM. Leave it be. You'll definitely regret it in the morning. A drunk text at 2am on a Wednesday isn't going to help you win her back, I promise. It'll likely end up doing more harm than good.

It may sound fun in your mind, but your body isn't ready for it. One wrong movement and there goes your ankle. Save the heroics for when you're sober.

Keep off the internet when you've been drinking. Otherwise, a couple days later you'll receive a package of $100 worth of hot sauce from Amazon. Trust me, I've been there. You don't have room to store all these random bottles of hot sauce. Put it in your cart, sure. However, don't buy it. Sleep on it.

Don't make plans when you're drunk. Sober You likely won't appreciate the plans Drunk You made the night before. You don't even like horses, why would you agree to go clean up a stable??