Top 5 Reasons To Never Live In Australia

You may know me as someone who is completely fearless, and while that might be true - It's not! I will tell you what scares the hell out of me; it's the country, Australia. 

Think about it, that place has more crazy stories coming out of there of people dying from spider attacks, snakes and animals with cute names. Take the mascot, the Kangaroo, which is far from adorable in personality. Let's hop into the list of horror shall we, here is number five.

Yeah, apparently there’s ghost lights in the outback that Chase people, according to Australian tour company, AdventureTours.com.au. Are you kidding me? I don’t like to run for fun, much less for my life. Plus, I've lived in a haunted house. I don’t need to go anywhere where there’s ghosts messing with people’s heads. Besides, I can't be chased by the paranormal with nothing better to do. I have bad knees.  

Sorry, but these dudes are just not cute. I love all animals, but they look like a freaky Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson ready to kick your behind and put your dog in a headlock. The baby Kangaroos are called, Joey? Sounds like a street boss for a crime syndicate. No thank you.  

These creepy crawling menaces are EVERYWHERE, and they are HUGE! According to SmithosianMag.com, the biggest one comes in at 3.11 inches. This crawler is so big they named it Hercules. Are you serious? Hercules? I can barely watch a movie with a spider in it, much less see them hanging out in my house. Spiders seem to feel like they own the place making themselves feel at home on, my couch, eating Cheetos and my dog. Did I mention he's bigger than a baseball? Strike three! I'm out.

There are more snakes than people in Australia! Okay, that might be a fact I just made up, but bottom line is there’s just too many. Au.News.Yahoo.com reports, two snakes doing the dirty deed, a.k.a. making more snakes behind your microwave? Not only am I out if I witnessed that but I’m out of the country forever. I would never own a microwave again, or a house. Screw it. The Amish lifestyle may my new lifestyle.

Seriously? You mean to tell me while you’re dodging Aggro Caspers, Herculean spiders and horny snakes and you have to also avoid flying underwear? Probably dirty underwear too. No thanks! Did you know that thongs aren't underwear, it’s footwear in Australia. They call footwear THONGs, according to this Australian author from Melarowe.com! Weird. Well, never mind. I guess this is the top four reasons to never live in Australia. 

It's getting warmer in Nevada, which means you can expect a few critters to make an unwelcomed appearance.

This week, Nevada will experience warmer temperatures in high 80s. The desert heat is perfect for certain insects to thrive in. Certain insects like beetles, cockroaches, silverfish and more multiply quickly in the desert.

Insects thrive in temperatures 75 degrees and above, so the rising temperatures mean that more insects will come out. According to Channel 8, once insects, like beetles and cockroaches, come out then scorpions and spiders will start to make an appearance as well. This is because the food source for arachnids are insects like cockroaches, crane flies, gnat flies, etc.

There are a few ways to ensure that insects don't see your house as their own. According to Dr. Death Pest Control, a local pest control company based in Henderson and Boulder City, they advise to clean your kitchen, disinfect your drains and ensure your food is stored properly. Although simple, these steps can help you avoid a gnat, cockroach, beetle or other bugs in Nevada from infesting your place.

One of the coolest and "natural" insecticides that we found when it comes to fighting off pests is Diatomaceous Earth. This is a powder-like substance that you can find at home improvement stores like Lowe's, Home Depot or online like Amazon. It's made out of fossilized remains of small, aquatic organisms called diatoms, and it's a great tool to fight against bugs in Nevada.

According to the Natural Pesticide Information Center, Diatomaceous Earth products can be used against bed bugs, cockroaches, crickets, fleas, ticks, spiders and many other pests. Diatomaceous Earth destroys the exoskeleton of insects because the particles act like tiny razor blades that cut the insect's insides. However, you need to be careful with this product because the particles can be dangerous to breathe in.

Another way to get rid of insects is to spray essential oils like clove, nutmeg, cinnamon, basil, oregano,  mint, and thyme. These oils have been found to have "a range of effects on insect eggs, larvae, nymphs and adults," according to Entomology Today.

Also, a mixture of boric acid and sugar has been found to be a natural insecticide, too. These are ingredients that can be purchased from most grocery stores, and it's not as harsh as Raid or other well-known insecticides.

Overall, the Nevada desert is filled with "take-your-breathe-away" creatures. Fortifying your home with an essential oil sealant across corners, under doors and in tight spaces could help battle against insects. Ensuring you don't give insects the opportunity to live in your home in the first place will help battle the creepy crawly creatures of the desert from taking over.

If you're interested in learning about some of the critters that call Nevada home then scroll down below!

Extremely venomous and packs a painful bite, the Mojave Green is a snake that you don't want to mess with. You can find this snake across the high desert or low valley areas of the Mojave. There are a few at Red Rock Canyon, but the sighting for this snake have been pretty low. If you do ever encounter this snake then be sure to stay away at least 10 feet from the snake.

In Las Vegas, there are four main species of roaches: German, Oriental, American and Australian. They're all equally as disgusting, and they thrive in the desert climate. These bugs carry pathogens and multiply quickly. However, roaches are hard to kill with natural DIY methods. So, if you have a problem at your house then it's probably best to call a professional exterminator. 

This is a spider that should strike a little fear in your heart if you see it hanging in your home. Although it's poisonous, these spiders rarely bite if unprovoked.

These little gross bugs are usually found throughout buildings that uses cardboard boxes or has a great deal of moisture. These translucent-like bugs enjoy dark, damp environments. If you see one then that usually means there are hundreds. These bugs don't have as much of a chance to spread pathogens or germs like roaches. They do, however, have the ability to chew tiny holes through clothes, upholstery, etc. And they can trigger allergies among people.

When you think of desert insects, you need to think about scorpions. Due to this arachnid feeding off of insects like roaches, ants, etc. Our homes in Nevada have become perfect places where a scorpion can lie low in while waiting for its next meal. They like to hide in dark damp places like shoes. So, be sure to check your shoes if you store them in the closet or outside. They're pretty docile creatures as long as you don't provoke them.

A truly remarkable specimen, these long horn beetles are found throughout the deserts in Nevada, California and Mexico. They don't fly, and they feed on cacti.

This beautiful moth is hauntingly beautiful. The larvae feed on horsebrush, Fremont’s Dalea, and desert almond plants. While the adults don't feed at all. These insects are not known to cause any property damage or other types of nuances.