National Alien Abduction Day Shows Love To Little Green Man
I think it’s time we just accept that aliens are all around us. No, I’m not talking about people from other countries. I’m talking about beings from other planets. And those beings are just as obsessed with us as we are with them. In fact, so many people have been abducted by the little green guys (and girls, and, just because I want to be all-inclusive and crap, the thems and theys) that we have a National Alien Abduction Day. Celebrated every year on March 20th, to be exact.
According to checkiday.com, Alien Abduction Day is for people who have been abducted by aliens in the past. Or for those who expect to be taken in the near future.
The day is also considered to be a fun and lighthearted way to express the idea of wanting to be abducted by extraterrestrial beings. A day for UFO die-hards to share stories, theories, and jokes about the possibility of encounters with E.T.
What National Alien Abduction Day Should Be For
That’s cute, but why kid around? I mean, what about those of us who would seriously love for aliens to come and abduct us? To take us on a journey to Mars or wherever the hell they come from. Maybe that should be a separate day. National Alien Please Abduct Me Day!
Even better, what about those of us who would love for National Alien Abduction Day to be a day that someone else is abducted? Someone we actually need to be taken by Yoda (or better yet, Darth Vader) so we don’t have to put up with their crap anymore?
No, no, I’m not talking about my editor…not really anyway (ok, ok, maybe I am).
Look, I get it, this day is not meant to be taken seriously. I know it’s just a fun way to talk about the possibility of being taken to other universes. And the opportunity to explore the mysteries of the galaxy. But you know me. I rarely take anything seriously.
How People Celebrate National Alien Abduction Day
But Alien Abduction Day enthusiasts are very serious about their National Day. Some of them even throw a big “rave” every year called the Alien Abduction Festival. It’s in the middle of the woods in British Columbia.
At the festival, enthusiasts dress super colorful, have DJ’s and probably hang out with Molly. For real, it looks like an EDC party thrown in between trees.
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New Mexico gets into the party mood as well. Every 4th of July weekend, they invade Roswell and hold an annual UFO Festival.
They have live music, guest speakers, a costume contest and more. They even say they may have an alien abduction that day.
That sounds amazing. Maybe I should buy my editor a pair of tickets and then cross my fingers.