Theme Park In Las Vegas Needs To Happen Now
It was April Fools Day in 2022. The Instagram account Las Vegas Issues punk’d the entire valley with one post. With this one post, the fervent desire for a theme park in Las Vegas was realized.
Taking a little closer of a look, and it was clear it was a joke. Just south of Mountain’s Edge? Woof. You thought traffic was bad on Blue Diamond Road already? Nevertheless, thousands of poor suckers were convinced it was happening and word traveled fast. It’s a rumor that has bubbled before.
Just coming from Six Flags Magic Mountain this past weekend, it reminded me of the embarrassment of riches Southern California has, and the near-nothingness that awaits us in the Las Vegas area.
A Theme Park In Las Vegas Is Not Out Of The Question
We say this with all due respect to Adventuredome. It is cool. It is one of a kind. But a theme park? That’s a stretch.
There used to be a theme park in Las Vegas in the past. MGM Grand Adventures was next to MGM Grand from 1993 through 2000, a little short of 7 years. But it definitely lacked when it came to adventures and thrills and has since been replaced by The Signature and TopGolf.
Beyond that there was Scandia and Adventuredome, and Scandia is gone. There were little tastes of high thrills aside from those two, with Sahara’s NASCAR rollercoaster, New York New York’s coaster, and a drive down to Primm could send you on a coaster guaranteed to make an appointment with your chiropractor.
A “ride all day” pass at Adventuredome runs $60 for adults and $30 for kids at the ‘dome. Meanwhile right now you can get half-off a pass at Six Flags Magic Mountain at a mere $49. The two are no comparison, and from what we can see there is no locals discount at Adventuredome.
Down the street at New York New York, there is a locals discount on the $25 single ride on the rough and short Big Apple Coaster. But it can only entertain you for so long.
The Perfect Place For A Theme Park In Las Vegas
While the bogus Vegas Issues story had people convinced Six Flags was coming to Mountain’s Edge, the real best place for a theme park in Las Vegas is just south of the valley along Interstate 15.
If you have ever driven on Interstate 15 to and from state line during a weekend, you know this is a prime location to catch the eyes of visitors coming to and from. Maybe instead of leaving Sunday morning and battling Primm grid lock, they’d opt to stick around and play at “Six Flags Las Vegas” and drive later that night.
Before you say “Las Vegas doesn’t have enough people to have its own theme park,” look at the other theme parks throughout the country. Buffalo and Oklahoma City are Six Flags markets with far smaller populations and not nearly the amount of tourism coming into the city.
Meanwhile Cedar Fair (who is set to merge with Six Flags) has several high profile parks in lower or equal population areas, meaning placing a theme park in Las Vegas would not be out of the question at all.
Looking south on Interstate 15, there’s Disneyland, Legoland, Knott’s Berry Farm, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Universal Studios, Sea World, Belmont Park and so many others. The time has come. We need a theme park in Las Vegas. The drive is unbearable if all you’re in the need for is a fun thrill without the 5 hour drive that goes along with it.