Drunk Man Drops Pants Fully Exposing His Genitals To Florida Deputies
A 40-year-old Florida man is facing some charges after a pretty crazy and very nude incident with local deputies.
According to reports, Shawn Madden in a drunken rage decided to show Florida Deputies he was not armed in a very non-traditional manner…dropping his pants and exposing his genitals.
Florida deputies were called in to investigate a domestic situation involving a man screaming at a woman. When they arrive they find a shirtless man acting aggressively who was later identified as Madden. Body cam footage shows that Madden began screaming and threatening the officers when they arrived.
A deputy asked Madden how much he had to drink and again he got aggressive with his response and wanted to fight. When the deputy asked if they could talk about it, Madden asked, “Talk about what?” and then denied doing anything before dropping his pants and underwear.
With his ding ding and balls exposed, he let the deputies know he wasn’t armed and that he “wasn’t brandishing s**t.” Shortly after he got down on the ground and was arrested.
Madden was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs, assault on an officer, disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence. He posted bond and was released.
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
