The Surprising Benefit (For My Coworkers) Of The 4-Day Work Week
People keep talking about the four-day work week. Personally, I’m cool with the five days. I love my radio job. It’s my home away from home. Except at this home, someone else cleans the bathroom. But for other people who don’t love their jobs (or hate cleaning as much as I do), it’s probably a good idea.
Because, is it just me, or have you noticed that this country is in a bad mood lately (and by lately, I mean the last decade). I mean, we are pent up, grumpy and in desperate need to get lai… Um, I mean a good meditation session. What is it? It could be our diet. According to psychologytoday.com, bad gut health due to processed foods make Americans more prone to “picking a fight than a flower.” Literally making us, among other things, psychotic. Or Is it politics? Dude let’s not even go there. Not only does it put me in a bad mood, but it makes me want to to smack someone’s mama, or at least kick them in the bad gut health.
Or could it be we work too much in this country? Ding, Ding, Ding. We have a winner! Sure, the other factors play a role, but most Americans slave away the week. Five to six days a week, eight to 12 hours a day, or more! And it shows. We are at each other’s throats for the most benign things. We are overly sensitive about everything. I don’t care who you are, or who you voted for, you’re pissed about something.
So, do we need to eat more kale? NO. Turn off the overly-produced “News?” Couldn’t hurt! Or maybe we just need a four-day work-week? The answer is, YES!
Why We Need A 4-Day Work Week
Autonomy.work recently did a study in U.K. (why do Europeans always get the fun stuff? Siestas, 3-month long vacations and naked people everywhere… ok, maybe they can keep that). For the study, 61 U.K. companies structured their business model based on a four-day work week. For six months, they kept the model going for 2,900 workers. Did it work? You bet your lil tushy it did.
According to abcnews.go.com, 89% percent of the companies that participated kept the four-day work week structure. They found people were more efficient and happier in the office and at home. And the company had a lower turnover rate. And the best part? The workers only worked 32 hours and still received 100% of their pay.
This has me thinking, could I accomplish what I need to do in a shorter time? What would a four-day week look like for me at the station? A four-day week “Carlota” can be proud of?
Carlota’s 4-Day Work Week: A Hypothetical Study
Day 1 – It’s no secret, I like my music loud. Whether it’s the studio, in my headphones or just in my head, I love it when music shakes the walls. So, it only makes sense that I would sing with as much volume as I can muster. However, belting out Slipknot’s “People Equal S—” in the hallways at the workplace may not be music to everyone’s ears. Especially our resident Bible-thumper, Mary Campbell, from the sales office. Off to HR I go.
Day 2 – One of the biggest infractions you can make in the workplace is cooking fish in the community microwave. But I like to double down on that and cook the salmon I stole from the afternoon DJ from the Top-40 station. Its ok though, he didn’t notice. He was too busy following Taylor Swift’s every move. No HR today.
Day 3 – I don’t know what’s happening in the world today. I know you can’t make a joke about someone’s sexuality, but now you can’t even support it? Someone complained because I applauded Khloe Kardashian for coming out as Auto Sexual. I commended her for being real and being her true self. I even said I understood because I love cars too and wouldn’t kick a 63 Split Window Corvette out of the garage for eating crackers. People need to chill. Off to HR I go.
Day 4 – Is oversharing at work really a bad thing? I learned recently, yes. We were in a team meeting and, apparently, I said the worst thing you can say. Right at the end of the meeting I blurted out “um, I have one more question.” The stank eye was real. But I wanted to know if we were having tequila at our upcoming Tacos and Tamales event. Because I went on a tequila rager the other night. And found myself in the middle of a dumpster with no clothes, cuddling an old couch cushion that smelled like Mike Tyson’s armpit (don’t ask). Oh, I guess I’m oversharing again.
Study Findings
Looks like a four-day work week for me is a good idea after all. At least for my co-workers. And HR.