Rock Stars Arrested: 4 Of The Funniest Times The Law Won
Morgan Wallen just became, for the second time, one of the many rock stars arrested over the years. He was convicted of a felony for throwing a chair off a Nashville bar rooftop. Which on its face, isn’t that bad. However, the chair he threw landed just a few feet from two police officers standing on the sidewalk down below, cnn.com reported. The Police weren’t super happy about it and off to the clink Wallen went. Whoops.
Rock Stars Arrested For The Most Random Things
But in the grand scheme of things, what Morgan Wallen did doesn’t even come close to be the biggest, greatest or most offensive things a rock star has done to get a gig in cell block H. The many rock stars arrested over the years are neither few nor far between. The relationship they have with law enforcement is real. And, in many cases, real funny.
Man On The Plane
R.E.M.’s guitarist, Peter Buck, was known as a very chill, quiet and a gentleman, until April of 2001. That’s when the normally mild-mannered rock star went off the rails. On a flight from Seattle to London, he caused complete mayhem. As the story goes, per rollingstone.com, Peter Buck drank 15 glasses of wine and, by his own account, took a sleeping pill.
Buck was apparently getting belligerent, so the flight attendant would no longer serve him alcohol. That’s when all hell broke loose. Yogurt, service carts and F-bombs went flying. This dude even choked one of the flight attendants with his necktie (I guess people still wore neck ties in 2001). Buck faced two years in prison for the incident, but was later cleared of all charges, according to theguardian.com.
Bark At The Moon, Urinate On The Wall
In Feb of 1982, Ozzy Osbourne was drunk and high in San Antonio, Texas. He was stumbling around in a green dress that belonged to Sharon (who was still just his girlfriend then). Well, the Prince of Darkness needed to take a leak, so he picked some random wall. But it was no ordinary wall. According to loudwire.com, it was one of the most beloved and culturally significant buildings in San Antonio. The Alamo.
Well, not quite the Alamo. It was actually Alamo Plaza across the street. Nonetheless, it was still significant, and the people of Texas weren’t happy at all. Not only was he arrested, but he was banned from performing in San Antonio. And not just for a year or two, he was banned for a whole decade. It was so bad, that even years later, Ozzy received deaths threats over it, even after he apologized and donated money to the folks who looked after the Alamo. Luckily, he survived his visit to San Antonio, and he is still with us. Barely.
Thorn In My Pride (And Ego)
Denver. 1991. A 7-11 convenience store. According to westword.com, a woman in the store notices a very tall, long haired man buying beer. She tells her friend, excitedly, “That’s the lead singer of the Black Crowes.” Her friend’s reply? “Who are the Black Crowes?”
Well, that didn’t make Chris Robinson (Black Crowe’s singer) very happy. He went ballistic, berated the chick (the one that had no idea who he was) for buying Twinkies. Then he spit on her and then just walked out of the store with two cases of beer. Well, the cops found him and arrested him and his bruised ego. In the end, he was sentenced to six months probation for assault and disturbing the peace, westword.com reported. Plus he was fined $53… or, in rock star currency, two bottles of vodka.
Another Tricky Day With A Huge Hotel Bill
Back in the day, when rock stars could afford to trash hotels, they did. Epically. But none more epic than Keith Moon of The Who, at his birthday party in 1967. The victim was a Flint Michigan Holiday Inn. Keith was celebrating his 21st birthday and started the evening off with a food fight. Then he drove a Lincoln Continental into the hotel pool, rocked out with his… you know what out, and lit toilets on fire. It cost the band tens of thousands of dollars. The band was banned from the hotel forever.
Years later, we are all still talking about. Including The Who’s Roger Daltry. Check out him telling Conan Obrien about the incident.
Bottom line, no, it’s not smart for Wallen to be throwing chairs off the roof of hotels. However, when it comes to rock stars arrested over the years, what Wallen did was less destructive, cheaper and, frankly, far more boring.