How To Be The Star Of Your Threesome
Q: Rex has been into doing a two guy one girl (MMF) threesome. He likes the idea of an MMF wrestling match turning sexual but his girlfriend is worried that she will feel demeaned and that this whole thing is too aggressive for her. Rex wants The Cooper and Anthony Show to help his girlfriend figure out what a two guy one girl threesome look that won’t make her feel demeaned.
A: Our Dr. Cooper told them: Typically, with straight men in an MMF threesome, the men don’t interact with each other but the beauty of it for your girlfriend (as the only vagina in the room), she can control what everybody does.
To not feel demeaned or aggressed upon, let your girl take control unless her kink is to be dominated. Some women do like that, to feel objectified like a sex doll, but if that’s not for her, let her take control.
MMF THREESOME RULES
She dictates the rules. Usually she kisses just one of the men, she will choose who that will be and it’s usually you, the boyfriend. Then decide ahead if time: Will there be double penetration? Will she be performing oral on one guy while the other performs oral on her?
But, the one thing I’ve noticed when it comes to the MMF scenario is that the guys don’t like to be where the other guy just was, if you catch my drift. His mouth, or his penis, so decide beforehand who will do what with whom.
THE THREESOME REALITY VERSUS THE THREESOME FANTASY
Porn makes all threesomes seem so artful, like a ballet, one guy does this while the other does that but irl you will find yourself in awkward positions to accommodate everything. One guy may be taller than the other or bigger or smaller, there’s a lot to contend with…and your girlfriend will be sore the next day. It’s like a new workout.
TWO MORE DEETS TO CONSIDER
Plan for when you’re done. If the other dude is the guest star, do you want him to stay over? Leave immediately? Order pizza? Make those decisions and even tell the third guy so things aren’t awkward when it’s over. Don’t worry about hurting his feelings, most guys don’t want to spend the night.
Also, you have two ways to do this: Game it out in your head beforehand or just be totally spontaneous and go with the flow.